koganei:

YOU SADIST

E-eh?!! You don’t?! Actually, what am I saying!! I should be relieved you don’t have that! I guess if it’s just talking, it’ll be okay.. And I-I’m not shaken up! /sending a glare at Takao.

Oh, I’ll… just a s-strawberry milkshake will do.

And please don’t call me that… I’d rather you just call me Koganei now…

Geez, how exactly does that carrot-looking Midorima deal with this kind of person..?!!

/pays for their order before turning to Koganei again, laughing.

Ah, I see! So your name is Koganei. A second year, I’m assuming? So Koganei-san? Wait, first let’s get to a table while we wait for our order… 

/drags him over to an empty table, semi-forcefully sitting him down on the chair on the wall-side in case he tries to run off, and seats himself in the seat across from him.

So, Koganei-san.
Why were you spying on us? 

(Source: takaokazunari)

furihata-koki:

takaokazunari:

furihata-koki:

takaokazunari replied to your post

(you. reveal yourself. takao-mun needs to know who her fellow otp-shipper is.)

[ you make it sound like there aren’t any shippers for that!! ; ~ ; ]

( THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH MIDOTAKA/TAKAMIDO SHIPPERS ;A; also hurray stalking. also. strange. i’m always stalking the kurobas fandom but i don’t think i’ve seen you around… WELP. CHANGING THIS. /FOLLOWS.)

[ Weeeell I’m kinda laying low haha Idk I was pretty excited when they finally announced a KuroBasu anime but then all I saw were shipping wars so I kinda hid in my cave like I did the past three years already. orz ]

(…shipping wars? Really? =o I guess I never paid enough attention to notice them. All of the people I talk to kind of just… ship everything there is to ship, so yeah, no point in arguing if everyone is okay with everything LOL. Oh well, if you ever feel like poking your head into the fandom we’ll welcome you with open arms ;u;)

furihata-koki:

takaokazunari replied to your post

(you. reveal yourself. takao-mun needs to know who her fellow otp-shipper is.)

[ you make it sound like there aren’t any shippers for that!! ; ~ ; ]

( THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH MIDOTAKA/TAKAMIDO SHIPPERS ;A; also hurray stalking. also. strange. i’m always stalking the kurobas fandom but i don’t think i’ve seen you around… WELP. CHANGING THIS. /FOLLOWS.)

midorimakun:

takaokazunari:

Hey hey, don’t get mad~

I just wanted to make Shin-chan a little jealous, that’s all.

Jealous? Hah, don’t make me laugh.

Why would I get jealous?

You’re right. I just hoped you would, that’s all.

midorimakun:

takaokazunari:

Stop foiling my plans, will you?

……………..

Takao………….

Hey hey, don’t get mad~

I just wanted to make Shin-chan a little jealous, that’s all.

midorimakun:

takaokazunari:

…Curious?

Hmm — but I don’t know if I can tell you, Shin-chan~ It might be too much for your virgin ears to handle! 

Hmph, I don’t care Takao.

Besides, whatever you’re saying is probably something you made up like always.

Stop foiling my plans, will you?

midorimakun:

takaokazunari:

It’s not a stupid insult. It’s just fact. And it’s only stupid because you’re stupid. Stupid. Stupid virgin asshole.

And being 16 doesn’t mean anything! I mean, I’m 16 and —

/covers mouth.

Oops, oops. Almost gave away confidential information~

No, it is a stupid insult. I’m NOT stupid, YOU’RE stupid.

Wai—

You’re 16 and what?

Care to finish that sentence for me, Takao?

…Curious?

Hmm — but I don’t know if I can tell you, Shin-chan~ It might be too much for your virgin ears to handle! 

midorimakun:

takaokazunari:

“Child?” I don’t want to be told that by someone who blushes at the word ‘sex’! You — you virgin..!

And y-you know what, I don’t want a hug from you anyway! You give sucky hugs! You stupid asshole — virgin — you stupid virgin asshole!! SHIN-CHAN’S A STUPID VIRGIN ASSHOLEEEEE UWAAAAHHHHHHH—-!!

/crouches down and fake cries.

Shut up Takao, I’m 16 you cannot expect me to NOT be a virgin!

[Stutters uncontrollably] PFT, look who’s TSUNDERE now!! That is such a stupid insult, Takao, I’m gonna KICK YOUR ASS.

It’s not a stupid insult. It’s just fact. And it’s only stupid because you’re stupid. Stupid. Stupid virgin asshole.

And being 16 doesn’t mean anything! I mean, I’m 16 and —

/covers mouth.

Oops, oops. Almost gave away confidential information~

midorimakun:

[scoffs] What a child.

Wait— Oi, what’s that supposed to mean.. It’s me we’re talking about.

Tch, oh well. You better have enjoyed that at least, because you’re never getting another one.

“Child?” I don’t want to be told that by someone who blushes at the word ‘sex’! You — you virgin..!

And y-you know what, I don’t want a hug from you anyway! You give sucky hugs! You stupid asshole — virgin — you stupid virgin asshole!! SHIN-CHAN’S A STUPID VIRGIN ASSHOLEEEEE UWAAAAHHHHHHH—-!!

/crouches down and fake cries.

midorimakun:

takaokazunari:

—?!

/freezes in place because he hadn’t been expecting Midorima to actually comply.

(I — Sh-Shin-chan!? I didn’t think he would — wait, really? Is this happening? Why is it suddenly so embarrassing..?!)

/turns beet red, and slowly begins to push at Midorima’s chest to break free of the hug. 

H-hey, I think that’s uh, enough now… h-haha… /turns face downward. 

[Feels the pushes and lets go looking down at Takao.]

Oi, you’re blushing. And stuttering.

[Pulls at his cheeks]

Why are you getting so worked up over a hug? Did you not think I could willingly give someone a hug? It’s not.. a big deal is it?

H-hey, let go you asshole! /pulls away, rubbing at his sore cheeks.

And o-of course it’s a big deal. It’s you we’re talking about. Moreover, I —

/pauses.

No… no, nothing. You’re right. I guess I was just — surprised, yeah. That’s all.